Baker Breeze - Ann Baker, Realtor. 714-791-4455

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

TAX HUMOR

The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this, there are 35 million employed by the federal government, leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Bin-Laden which leaves 12.2 million to do the work. Take from that total 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in the hospitals leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And there you are, sitting on you tail, reading the Baker Breeze. Nice, real nice. (Thanks to email Olean friend Joe Panus for forwarding this to me. I made a few changes).
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Name: Ann Baker